Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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