Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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