i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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