I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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