thus making me awesome and them whores
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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