So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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