Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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