she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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