Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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