some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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