i wish my penis had a tongue
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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