Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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