he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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