I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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