their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
