Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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