Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
She even gives head with a lisp.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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