then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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