You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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