is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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