420 ftw
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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