question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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