Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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