yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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