Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize