on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
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I wanna passion pit in your ass
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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