just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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