The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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