are you still at the devil's house?
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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