thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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