dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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