Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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