ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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