oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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