when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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