So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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