i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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