I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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