They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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