But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
