So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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