i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize