so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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