you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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