Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Everything about him screamed your future.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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