wake up i wanna do it froggy style
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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