Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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