Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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