How'd it feel making her break her religion?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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