Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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