Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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