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• (850): View more from Florida

  TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.

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  i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.

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• (909): View more from California

  Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  You were trust falling into bushes

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af

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• (831): View more from California

  operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful

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