I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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