Say something about gay babies.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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